2005 is celebrated in Europe as Einstein Year, as it is the century anniversary of the release of Herr Professor Einstein's first theories. Yesterday I visited the Einstein Tower in Potsdam, which was built in the 1920's to test his theories on General Relativity by measuring stuff like the shape of the space-time continuum.

The telescope is still in use today to prove the latest theories, like the Potsdam Kartoffel. This theory describes how the Earth is not completely spherical, but shaped exactly like the vegetable regularly enjoyed by Potsdam astrophysicists dining over lunch together. The telescope supported the Potsdam Kartoffel theory by demonstrating that the Earth's gravity is uneven at different parts of the planet's surface e.g. you weigh more in northern Europe than you do when you are at the Equator. But I reckon that you don't need a fancy telescope or to be Einstein to have worked that out!
Of course people who live in Potsdam weigh more because they spend most of most of their time indoors sheltering from the weather and eating potatoes drowned in cheese, cream, egg and sausage, whereas people who live at the Equator spend most of their time outdoors sweating in the heat and eating fish and fresh fruit.
As you know, today is the 30th anniversary of Frau Dr Clutterbuck, which is traditionally celebrated with a picnic in a park, but today we celebrated indoors over lunch with Julie's work colleagues Oliver, Felix and Felix's partner Marina. Julie is currently working on a research paper together with Oliver and Felix, and after today I am expecting their new theory to be called either Berlin Kokos Suppe or Friedrichshain Cous Cous Salat or perhaps even Geburtstag Jogurt Kuchen.
Watch this space-time continuum for further details.
Brendan



